Last week while driving to the cottage, I was on iPod compromise
with the boy, meaning, I pick something from his iPod that I can stomach.
Unfortunately, that leaves me with only two choices – Green Day and K’naan. On that fine day, K’naan won out and so we
cranked it up and rapped on down the highway. I'll have you know, I’m down with K’naan and I
even know all the words to “I Come Prepared”. It has a filthy beat that hooks
me in every time and before long, I get all gangsta yo, holding my imaginary
gun sideways, pointing it at cars going in the opposite direction.
There are two “N” bombs in the song, and because the
boy was in the car, I just left a pause where they would normally be sung. Kid’s
in the back playing a video game, probably won’t even notice. Two problems here.
1.)
Never underestimate the ability of a
ten year old boy to process 5 to 7 media applications at once.
2.)
Apparently the pause and ignore
strategy only serves to highlight the word, because as soon as the song was
over, it came up.
“Dad…isn’t n_ _ _ er a bad word?”
Oh lord, here we go. Maybe I can distract him and we’ll
have the sex talk instead.
“Yes it’s a bad word. And if you want to refer to it,
you should say the “N” word.”
“So why is it bad?”
“Hmmm. Well way
way back when African Americans were slaves in the US, white people used to refer
to black people using that term. After that, it sort of stuck around and was
used in a very hateful way by some white people. It’s a very insulting term and
you should never use it.
“So why does K’naan say it? He’s from Africa you know.
He’s African Canadian”
“Well son…it’s complicated. I think black people use
it as a way of reclaiming the word.”
“What does that mean?”
“I don’t know really. Hey, you want to know where
babies come from?”
“Dad, c’mon…I already know that.”
“Okay… well, some black people feel it’s okay to use
the “N” word to each other in a friendly way. Between black people, it would be
like saying “buddy”, which kind of takes the sting out of the word.”
“Maybe they’re trying to make it into a good word?”
“No. Not exactly. Like I said it’s very complicated. You
see, there is a bunch of white kids going around saying it now, but they think it’s
okay because they don’t really know the history. In my books they’re still using
a racist term and that’s not okay. Do you get it?”
“Sort of.”
“Well just don’t say it.”
And with that, we concluded round one of the “N” word
life lessons. Talk about mixed messages for kids these days. When I was growing
up, it was very cut and dry. If you said the “N” word, you were a giant racist.
Run DMC weren’t dropping it fifty times in every song and you certainly didn’t
see Theo Huxtable calling out his buddy coackroach with a “Whats up my n_ _ _a?” I know kids have to sort these things out for
themselves, but it ain’t easy in a time where hip hop culture is dominating the
teens, tweens and beyond.
K’naan is pretty tame and let’s face it, radio
friendly. I can hardly wait until he discovers the Wu Tang Clan.
Your homework, if you choose to accept it, is a radio
friendly version of “I come Prepared.”
